by Zoë Heller
The new pottery teacher Sheba starts an affair with one of her students, who is 16 at the time. The story here is recorded by her friend Barbara, also a teacher at St. George's. I use the term 'friend' very loosely when it comes to this Barbara, however. She is a spinster not long before her retirement and fancies herself to be a much better person than she really is.
She is judgmental and bitter, belittling people she deems not worthy of her attention. When Sheba arrives, Barbara is convinced that they will be great friends and is somewhat incredulous when Sheba becomes close with Sue, an overweight simpleton in Barbara's opinion. And opinions she has plenty.
The story is set after the affair was discovered and the scandal broke. At this point Barbara appears to be the only friend Sheba has left in the world. They removed themselves from the media's eye and Barbara is coaxing details of the affair out of Sheba to write a 'record' of the whole business. This she keeps to herself.
One quickly realizes that she is a petty, jealous creature with no real friends, or rather, one person that she leaches onto until it all goes sour - a previous 'friendship' is referred to that went to shreds when her then confidant got engaged and it did not end prettily.
Barbara is very condescending in her story about Sheba, who tried talking to her about the boy she was sleeping with, but backed out and made up some story of him trying to kiss her. When Barbara later learns that even then the relationship was already in full swing, she is upset because Sheba initially lied to her and how dare she?
Barbara, who fancies herself trustworthy of course, urged Sheba to destroy any evidence and memorabilia of the affair, but finds photographs in Sheba's bag.
It was while I was sprucing things up that I came across Sheba's handbag.
I had no intention of going through Sheba's stuff, but when I caught a glimpse of the chaos inside the bag, I couldn't resist giving it a little spring-clean.
Sheba, in turn, finds the manuscript and is furious about the way everyone involved in the story was portrayed. Also, this is how she finds out that it was in actuality Barbara who told on her. (Barbara herself felt bad about this for a very short time before convincing herself that it would have come to light anyway and, really, none of anything was her fault.)
The reality of what kind of person Barbara is is finally put in words by Sheba herself, before returning to her new position of helpless, wide eyed puppy who can't quite figure out what went wrong.
'You have such delusions of grandeur, don't you? It's fascinating. You actually think you are somebody. Listen. Let me tell you something. You're nothing. A bitter old virgin from Eastbourne.[...]'
The book was turned into film starring Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench.
7/10