by Scarlett Thomas
I'm stuck. Specifically, I am on page 224 in
The End of Mr. Y and I don't want to go on. Page 224 is not even the end of a chapter or anything. So I have decided to shelf it for a while and then (maybe) get back to it at a later date.
My biggest issue with the book is I don't really like the main character. Ariel is working on her PhD when part of the university she is in collapses. (And halfway through the book I still don't know what that was all about.) She is practically starving and freezing and entertains an affair with a married professor, Patrick, who likes to 'punish' her when he is upset with his wife and/or marriage.
Anyway, back to the collapsing building...on her way home she walks into a second-hand bookshop where she makes a very unlikely discovery - a copy of the extremely rare
The End of Mr. Y by Thomas Lumas, who is one of the topics of her studies. She was warned off the topic by her adviser at the university, who has recently disappeared (without his employers appearing to be very disturbed by the fact).
There is a myth surrounding that particular book that says that anyone reading it dies. Ariel, of course, starts reading it immediately only to find the most important page of them all missing. The page with the recipe that takes Mr. Y into what he dubbed 'the Troposhere', which is to say in the consciousness of somebody else. Due to the collapse, Ariel has to start sharing her office (actually, her adviser's) with two people - Heather, a biologist, and Adam, a theology scholar and former priest. When she packs up books for storage to make room for the other two, she discovers the missing page.
Here now is the all important recipe for the drink that gets you into the Troposphere.
Combine one part Carbo Vegetabilis, that is, vegetable charcoal, in the 1,000th centesimal homeopathic potency, with 99 parts holy water in a glass retort or flask and succuss the mixture ten times.
Before she mixes it up, she has a dinner at Heather's with Adam (warm food FTW!). Ariel has a bit of a crush on Adam but feels bad about it because of her kinky affair with Patrick, whom she sort of kind of wants to leave but begs off some money for the ingredients for the homeopathic stuff for the recipe after another round of sex.
Anyway, her first go gets her into the consciousness of a *drumroll* mouse! And - after some "Switch! Switch!" - a cat. When she comes out of it, she has this total understanding of the mouse caught in her trap and they have
a Moment! (I am rolling my eyes as I am typing.) The place in the book I am stuck in is in the middle of her second go. She is currently in the mind of her - equally starving/freezing - neighbor Wolfgang, who has apparently just discovered that he is gay and is in the middle of a conversation with the guy he was hoping would leave his girlfriend for him (yes, yes, that one has also just discovered his homosexuality. Or not.)
Now, I am not known to be prude and I am in no way bothered by swearing and/or violence, even of the sexual kind. Here, the sex feels weirdly out of place. So far, the point of the affair with this Patrick escapes me. Also, the book is rude in places it doesn't need to be. It feels like sex and rudeness for the sake of it.
And OMG the religious discussions! This Adam guy, claiming to be not the believer he used to be, actually makes the biologist doubt scientific theories because 'you can't prove the big bang'. For fuck's sake!
At this point, that's all I got.