Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 14

Ana is having orgasms in her sleep now. She dreamt about Grey in leather and herself bound to the bed (or something). That does it for her apparently. It's the prospect of pain she's worried about.

I think of my dream...is that what it would be like? My inner goddess jumps up and down with cheerleading pom-poms shouting yes at me.

Her inner goddess is an idiot.

Later at the graduation, when Grey is on stage, Ana tries to disappear into the crowd because she doesn't want him to see her. Then - Oh no! - he does see her. And the next moment - when he doesn't stare her down - she wonders "Why won't he look at me?".

Then, for some inexplicable reason, she is surprised because he's there to give a speech. Seriously, how stupid is this girl? We have known that he would have a function at her graduation since - what? - chapter 2? And we were reminded of it in every other chapter since. His speech is about feeding the world (ever the good samaritan), because he knows what it's like "to be profoundly hungry". Predictably, Ana goes to mush "at the thought of a hungry, gray-eyed toddler." There aren't enough eye-rolls in the world to cover this drivel.

After the ceremony Grey fails to look at Ana, even though she wills him to.

My inner goddess is not pleased.

While graduates and family and everyone else mingles, that bitch of a roommate puts Ana on the spot by introducing Grey to step-dad Ray as "Ana's boyfriend". Ana, that gullible idiot, lets people just walk all over her, be it Kate or Grey. She is the born victim.

To top it all of she tells Grey that she agrees to his conditions. There is some stupid comparison with Eve in the Garden of Eden and the serpent, but what you probably want to know is how her inner goddess reacts to the prospect of all the kinky sex to come, right?

My inner goddess is doing back flips in a routine worthy of a Russian Olympic gymnast.