Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 6

When I was saying that I only waited for Bateman Grey to bring out his record collection I didn't know that that exact thing would happen in the very next chapter.

The first piece of music he plays is the Flower Duet from Lakmé. Now, I believe that the Flower Duet is probably the most beautiful piece of music ever written. Why does he waste such wonderful music on a total imbecile like Ana?! This is followed by Sex on Fire. So, basically, they have my iPod on shuffle. This makes me sad.

Grey drops her home where he picks up this brother Elliot, who is obviously nearly as hot as Christian Grey himself and has spent the night with Kate. Maybe they can all double-date! Woo-hoo! After the two men leave, Ana and her room mate have a discussion about whether or not Grey and Ana "did it" - and I am not using "did it" because I am scared to use dirty words like - ghasp! - sex. College students in the world of E L James are. The conversation includes such tidbits like "So, did you?" - "You obviously did, though." - "Maybe you will then?" - "Like him enough to...?". *butts-head-on-desk*

The next evening, Grey picks Ana up to take her to Seattle where everything will be revealed. They travel by Elevator! and helicopter, in which Grey gets to strap Ana into a harness. Hint, hint. Once in his pad, he hands over a non-disclosure agreement that she has no interest in reading first because...

"Christian, what you fail to understand is that I wouldn't talk about us to anyone, anyway. Even Kate. So it's immaterial whether I sign an agreement or not. If it means so much to you, or your lawyer...whom you oabviously talk to, then fine. I'll sign."

So she does not read it. Much like none of us read the iTunes updated Terms & Conditions before ticking the box stating that we have done just that.

Then Ana is taken to Grey's playroom, in which she expects to find an Xbox. However, her reaction to what she does find there is this: