Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 9

The day after. Ana is making breakfast, wearing only Grey's white shirt and dancing through the kitchen. Is it just me or is this as cliché as it possibly gets?

She has pulled her hair into pigtails, because the girly look might make her safter from Bluebeard (her name, not mine...I would have chosen Big Bad Wolf). This, of course, to no avail because he tells her - surprisingly telepathically - tells her, "They won't protect you."

After he inquires about her soreness he suggests to continue with her basic training. But first, he orderes her to eat and decides they will share a bubble bath.

"Come, let's have a bath." [...] My heart leaps and desire pools way down low...way down there.

This just in case you wondered whether her first sexual experience has made her think in more specific terms of her down there.

What follows is a lot of hand and mouth action including the next part in Ana's sexual awakening - her very first blow job. First, though, she is all surprised and shocked and stuff about the penis and its physique and behavior. Then Grey sort of introduces them.

"I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I'm very attached to this."

Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Even my inner goddess is laughing at this.

He's my very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle.

Later, some bondage, more slobber and the realization that, "He's going to kiss me there!"

Cliffhanger: his mother drops by.