"Toto's Africa" by Ernest Hemingway

I love McSweeney's Internet Tendency. It is always good for a chuckle. The featured text today is:

"Toto's 'Africa'" by Ernest Hemingway
by Anthony Sams

Read it here.

As a bonus service (because that's just the kind of nice gal I am), here is the original video for the classic song (which will now be stuck in your head for the rest of the day, even if you chose not to listen to it, but you just know it so well).