Friday, November 23, 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 16

I took a week and a half off from reading this crap. My brain needed some serious literature food, so I read a short story collection, a non fiction book about the way the brain works (alright, so it was one of those modern "popular science" books, but still) and started another novel. But I have started this damn thing and I will finish it, even if it costs me a brain cell or five.

Restarting with...
Slowly the outside world invades my senses, and oh my, what an invasion.
...and I am almost ready to put it down again.

After allowing Ana the kind of sex she wants (a one-off, I'm sure), Grey starts questioning her about her cycle and tells her she needs to "sort out" contraception. Yep, like so many men, Mr. Grey believes it is a woman's responsibility, because he does not like condoms. And could there be a better excuse, like, ever. He also makes it clear that he wants her to sign the papers, and soon, so that he can get on with his spanking and punishing and shit. Also, he may "crack" if she draws this out any longer.
"Crack? How?" My inner goddess has woken and is paying attention.
There follows some light banter and Ana's first taste of what's to come. She rolled her eyes and Grey offers up her first punishment - some spanking.
Do it! My inner goddess pleads with me, my subconscious is as paralyzed as I am.
After he whips her ass he graciously offers her some sex and allows her to come. After which...
My inner goddess is prostrate...well at least she's quiet.
After rubbing some baby oil on her ass he leaves.This is followed by Ana falling apart (yet again), a telephone conversation with her mummy and Kate's return. She finds her crying and goes into badass mode (like she does). So when Ana tells Grey via "mean machine" that she is sad because he didn't stay he returns and is immediately chewed out by Kate. Ana, of course, is all happy-sad because her knight in shining armour has returned to spend the night with her. And he tells her that she has bewitched him. Awwww!

Bewitched...my inner goddess is staring open-mouthed. Even she doesn't believe this.
Neither do I, inner goddess. Neither do I.

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