Monday, November 5, 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 8

Alright, ladies, here come the juicy bits. This is the chapter in which Anastasia Steel gets her cherry popped. It starts off with Christian being disasppointed and/or exasperated (he runs both his hands through his hair - "Two hands - that's double exasperation.").

After some banter and Ana's subconscious rearing her somnambulant head, Grey decides, "We're going to rectify the situation right now." That's right, folks, "rectify". This is followed by several references to "down there" and "there" (and may I remind you that this woman is of college age) and leads to...


One assumes. Ana describes it as being "considerable", so one wonders how she would know.

While idly musing over Christian Grey's feet ("wow...what is it about naked feet?") she is stumped once again when asked to show how she pleasures herself. Because she never has. Ri-ight.

So this is Ana's first of everything and before the day is over, she will have had three orgasms. In numbers: 3! She comes each time because Grey tells her to. Actually, the first one does not even involve any sort of penetration - he talks her into an orgasm. Never mind his feet and gray eyes and overall beauty - can someone put this guy's voice on recordings for other women to listen to? Millions could be earned. Millions!

Don't know about you but my first time was nothing like that.

Afterwards...
Christian is at the piano, completely lost in the music he's playing. [...] He sits naked, his body bathed in the warm light cast by a solitary freestanding lamp beside the piano.


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