Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 17

Grey spent the night. The whole night! Imagine! Apparently, he is not only hot in looks, but also hot in body temperature. So hot, in fact, that it wakes poor Ana. For some strange reason, her inner goddess remains silent about this.

Later, some back and forth e-mailing. And it looks like the Macbook will be refered to as "the mean machine" for the entire book.

Basically they discuss some more dos and don'ts for their upcoming first weekend together.

On Kate's and Ana's last day at their old apartment, they have a drink with José.

The atmosphere between José and I has returned to normal, the attempted kiss forgotten. Well, it's been swept under the rug that my inner goddess is lying on, eating grapes and tapping her fingers, waiting not so patiently for Sunday.

Elliot comes and helps them move, and he turns out to be a DYI god. Of course.

Then, finally, Sunday.

My inner goddess is beside herself, hopping from foot to foot.

After she arrives in her new ride.

Go girl! My inner goddess has her pom poms in hand - she's in cheerleading mode.

But before any of the spanking can begin Ana has an appointment with the very best Ob/Gyn that Grey has arranged for her.

"Ready for some contraception?" he asks as he stands and holds out his hand to me.

Can this get any dumber?