Fifty Shades of Grey - Chapter 18

Why ever did I take on this task? I thought this would be so bad that it would actually be entertaining, but the truth is that this book is just really, really dull. I seriously do not understand the fascination it holds on so many (I assume) women.

Sorry, had a little crisis there. Anyway, where were we? ....Ah right, getting Ana on the pill.

After her visit with the doctor, Ana once again shocks Mr. Sex-on-Legs (her words, not mine) by jokings telling him that she has to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks. And we are led to believe that Grey would, if only briefly, believe her. Oh, come on!

So Ana then gets her first go in the Red Room of Pain (again, her words, not mine) and here comes her inner goddess once again:

My inner goddess is spinning like a world-class ballerina, pirouette after pirouette.

What follows is all about obedience - kneeling, no looking at Grey, chains, riding crop, shackles, cuffs, "Yes Sir", cable tie and orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. And - surprise! - it is exhausting.

My inner goddess has a 'do not disturb' sign on the outside of her room.

I want to hurt that inner goddess. Badly.